Electronic Cigarettes: Blow Your Mind
 | Talk about blowing smoke up your ass. Once upon a time, in a land not too far away, physicians used tobacco smoke enemas to treat their patients. This treatment was used for many kinds of illnesses. Among other things, it was used to cure cold, drowsiness, ileus and even used in an attempt to bring back to life those who had drowned. And animals were not safe either. This treatment was used on horses as a laxative. I wonder what Mr. Ed would have said about that. Hey Wilber, what the heck is going on back there?
ecig reviews Thank God, sometime around 1811, Benjamin Brodie demonstrated that nicotine was a poison to the heart. After this discovery, the prescribing of tobacco smoke enemas began to die out. This makes me wonder when some creative new age healer will bring this practice again. After all, it has been demonstrated that e-cigarette vapor has several thousand fewer chemicals in it than cigarette smoke. It does not have tar either, so you will not have a stained anus. No need for anal bleach (no kidding, it's real, google it and you will see). Finally, an enema that is safe for the environment. One final point is that there is no worry about bad breath! With so many out of work, this idea has great potential for the economy. It would create jobs creating and making vaping enemas, give physicians more cases that they could overcharge for and give all of the "Housewives of Where Ever" something to keep them busy on Monday mornings. More jobs would be made for web designers and ad companies. Do you wonder how they would advertise this. Since nothing else has worked to boost the economy, maybe the President should present this to Congress. After all, he has been blowing smoke up the peoples asses for a long time now and he says he is an advocate for green technology. Vapor enemas for everyone, courtesy of the new health care bill! electronic cigarette reviews |
